Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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