what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

God is real.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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