Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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