- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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