What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Anti Joke

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