How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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