What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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