What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

I'm homeless.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

My spelling is horrible

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

A lot eh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...