- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Andoni was here

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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