Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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