Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

._____________________. Whale!

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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