Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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