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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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