Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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gingers

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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