- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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