- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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