Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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