- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

what's funny about war? nothing!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How many light bulbs? 1

i like it in the mouth

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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