What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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WILLYS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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