- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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