What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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