Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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