What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Good job, son.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Anti Joke

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