- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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