- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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