What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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