- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

time to spruce up!

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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