A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Read a Book.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Indians

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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