- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Blacks

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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