I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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