- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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