Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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