- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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