whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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