How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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i found waldo.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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