A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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