- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

every cloud has a silver lining

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why do fat people commit suicide

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