Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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