A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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