what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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