What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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