Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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black people

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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