Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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