- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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