- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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