- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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