Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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