So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Shltskc gw? G

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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