why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Your mother is so fat.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Women's rights

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...