- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What's a good joke? Not this one.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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