- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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