What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Anti Joke

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