- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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