My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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the WNBA.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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