We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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