Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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I am a mime

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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