What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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hello anomonous

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Denard Robinson

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Anti Joke

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