- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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