What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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