- Anti Joke

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.