- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

How you know when dislextic

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Take part of what?

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

guess what what ...

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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