Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

women's rights.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A sober Irish individual.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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