A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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black people swimming

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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