An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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