a blind man walks into a wall

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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dallen loves penis

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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