An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

eoin burgin is fat

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

I will create more jobs for americans

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

A man was shot. He died.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Anti Joke

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