Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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