Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Sex education in Texas,

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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