- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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