- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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