- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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