A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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The New York Giants

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Women's rights

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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