What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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