- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's 1+1? 69.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

this website is a bad joke

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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