- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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