What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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