- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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