What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

whats brown and sticky? Doody

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

this website is a bad joke

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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