why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Yo Mama just died.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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woman's rights

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Anti Joke

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