- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

whats black white and red all over an abused child

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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