- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

speak now or forever hold your pee

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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