- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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