- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

George W. Bush

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Pain Olympics.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's 1+1? 69.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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