- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

There's my tractor.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Japan

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Yes

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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