Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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12 niqqa 12.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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