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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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