Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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