- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

So a horse walks into a barn.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Balls

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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