a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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