whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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