- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

i'm hard

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

9/11 my birthday

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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