A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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