Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's brown an sticky Shit

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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