- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Womans baksetball...

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

13 =B you just learned something

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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