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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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