why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Obama = ebola

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