Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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