- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

9/11

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Cripples are lame.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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