Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Gus's mom

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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