What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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