Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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