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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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