- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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