Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

The cream, it is coming

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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