why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops