- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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