What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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