It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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