Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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