What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

i hate non minorities!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...