- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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