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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A drunk guy walks into a car

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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