Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Anti Joke

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