- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

roses are red poo is poo

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

God is real.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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