- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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