- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

I like school Said no one ever.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Lil Wayne

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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