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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Massie is a fatass

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story