- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Donald Trump

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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