Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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