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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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