- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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