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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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