A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Feminism.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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