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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Guest what in the butt

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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