How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Anti Joke

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