How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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