Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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