How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Tilt your screen back .

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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