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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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