- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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