- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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