- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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