A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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