Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A guy walks into a bar

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Tucker Rivera

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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