- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Potassium? K.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Jebron Lames.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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