Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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this is not a drill.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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