- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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