Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What is white and black and red all over.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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