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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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