- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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