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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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