Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A gay man watches football.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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