- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

I love you

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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