- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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