What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Adam Chebali is awesome

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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