What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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