- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

knock knock whos there? nobody

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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