- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

that wall over there ->

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Michael Brown

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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