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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What is older than history?

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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