What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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