- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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