- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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