- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

why does the man appear fat he is

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's white and gluey Glue

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